I am Australian
they are not crisps they are chips
they are not fries they are chips
they are not Twisties they are chips
they are not Doritos they are chips
they are not Pringles they are chips
they are not Cheezles they are chips
I am a simple person
do not confuse me with your fancy names
what the fuck are cheezles
chips.
do you think in the 1800s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic